Seasons Change from Fairies

It doesn't make sense that seasons change by themselves, if you really think about it. How can an entire PLANET completely just trasnform without the help of things with real live brains? Science is totally irrelevant to this, science is boring and makes imagination and rationality dissapear completely. See, what happens I'm pretty sure is that there are little fairies who run around a certain time of the year every year and do things that change the seasons. For example, going from winter to spring. For that transformation, it will be much different than going from summer to fall. When they make winter into spring they have to start out with melting the snow and making the air warmer of course. To do that they fly to the stars and gather stardust because its on fire for a very long time. Then they take the stardust and add it to rain clouds. The rain clouds get extra big because the fairies take all the extra lonely cotton candy that no one ate and bleach it and put it with the clouds. To make the clouds even bigger, they fill them with water. The water gets tired of being in the clouds so it escapes and falls with the stardust that was on it. Since stars are big things of fire, the star dust is still warm even after it was mixed with water. That way, when it fall, it melts the snow and warms the air.

The next step of making spring is blooming flowers and bringing back all the animals and making it happy land again. So, what happens is all winter the flowers were all depressed because there was barley any sun light and it was cold. The cold part was already solved by now. But as for the sun, all they have to do is paint it a brighter shade of yellow and the flowers get all undepressed. They are even in a better mood when they get a drink of water from the rainfall. Because they are happy again, they can look all bright and pretty once more. The grass gets green because the fairies at night make a green fog cover the land that only turns grass a different color, which, in this case, is green. To bring back the animals, the fairies basically do the same thing as they did for the flowers, make it warmer and brighter outside. That luers them out and then they can be animals again.

The last step fairies do to make winter into spring is the holidays. For fairies, the holidays are extra fun because they get to hire their friends to do stuff for them. First there is St. Patricks day. The winter to spring fairies get to take a trip to a mini island between Ireland and the North Pole where all the creepy leprechauns are. They are really called naucherpel's but humans are just stupid so they got the name all mixed up and started to call them leprechans. I blame the Americans. Anyways, because those naucherpel's are so backwards and uncivilized, fairies have to wear special bells in their left nostrile to protect them from anything those creatures might do to them. Though the naucherpel's are quite creepy, they are still good at their jobs. So they willingly prepare for the greenish holiday and follow the fairies back and annoy humans, taunting them with gold at the end of rainbow that can't be reached. Really, the end can't be reached. Trust me. I tried. So then that is all good. As for Easter, The Easter bunny comes to the country in a giant chicken that flies because if he were to come in a giant flying egg, it would too easily give him away. So mainly, Easter is in the bunny's hands/paws but the fairies do help hide the eggs and baskets. Without these mad rad holidays, spring just wouldn't be the same.

So that is just the overview of the process of one of the transformations. Each season change has a different process than the ones before and after. And without our fairies, this world just wouldn't be same! Lets give our fairies a round of applause! *claps*